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The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity- it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous, possessive love that grabs at what it can.

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  • When my grandma asks me when I’m finally going to bring home a boyfriend for the holidays

    myfriendsaremarried:

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    • 5 months ago
    • 648 notes

  • When people call me out on taking way too many pictures when I go out

    whatshouldbetchescallme:

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    Source: whatshouldbetchescallme
    • 5 months ago
    • 453 notes

  • Derp,

    Derpderpderp.

    • 6 months ago
    • #tumblr
    • #hacks
    • #bored

  • What inevitably happens as soon as I convince myself I have my life together

    atleastmymomlikesme:

    Source: atleastmymomlikesme
    • 7 months ago
    • 15 notes

  • What to say when someone doesn’t want to date you

    atleastmymomlikesme:

    Source: atleastmymomlikesme
    • 7 months ago
    • 36 notes

  • WHEN I HAVE TO MAKE A REALLY TOUGH DECISION

    howdoiputthisgently:

    Source: howdoiputthisgently
    • 7 months ago
    • 748 notes

  • MY MOTIVATIONFOR WORKING OUT

    howdoiputthisgently:

    Source: howdoiputthisgently
    • 7 months ago
    • 1414 notes

  • Romance

    atleastmymomlikesme:

    Some people:

    Me:

    Source: atleastmymomlikesme
    • 7 months ago
    • 31 notes

  • WHEN MY FRIEND TRIES TO TELL ME SHES NO LONGER TALKING TO HER EX

    howdoiputthisgently:

    I’M LIKE:

    Source: howdoiputthisgently
    • 8 months ago
    • 388 notes

  • When I run into my ex and he’s gotten fat

    myfriendsaremarried:

    (via mylifeasakitten)

    Source: myfriendsaremarried
    • 8 months ago
    • 336 notes
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